You're completely useless in the revolution.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
