you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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