Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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