i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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