TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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