sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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