I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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