I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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