I showed him my bush... on skype.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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