But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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