My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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