Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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