Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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