he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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