Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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