He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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