rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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