Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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