im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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