Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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