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(708): View more from Illinois

Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.

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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!

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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty

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(360): View more from Washington

it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing

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and semen

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(708): View more from Illinois

And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free

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(817): View more from Texas

I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.

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Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick

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(541): View more from Oregon

the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life

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(907): View more from Alaska

He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!

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