I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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