problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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