I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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