he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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