Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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