Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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