Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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