My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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