I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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