He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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