This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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