We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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