My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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