Why does Corona taste like a burp?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
