I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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