Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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