But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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