You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he was CRYING into my vagina
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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