To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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