that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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