If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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