So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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