Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
