Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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