I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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