Welp...herpes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
