Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
