it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
operation have a gay friend backfired
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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