We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I love having hate sex.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
